Luau Pig
So this guy wants to have a luau. He needs a pig
for a luau, so he goes to a pig farm. He asks the farmer for a twenty- pound pig.
The farmer goes into the pen, searches around awhile. He picks up a pig, puts the tail in his mouth, and begins
swinging the pig around for a few seconds. He puts the pig down, and says, "Nope, not quite twenty pounds."
He picks up another, puts the tail in his mouth, swings the pig around awhile, and declares,
"This one's twenty pounds!"
He brings the pig out,
and the man says in a shocked tone, "You can't weigh a pig like that!"
"Sure I can," said the farmer, "Watch this." He called his son over and asked him to weigh
the pig. The boy came over, picked up the pig, put its tail in his mouth, and swung it around awhile. He put the pig down
and said, "This one weighs twenty pounds."
The man still
looked perplexed, so the farmer told the boy to get his mother so that she can weigh the pig.
After five minutes, the boy returned alone. "She can't come out just yet," the boy
said. "She's weighing the mailman."
